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Thanks.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Some lines for slap! or PUNCH..maybe
These aren't original (not mine):
1. Hi, I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I’d certainly like to make your bed rock.
2. Would you believe me if I told you I’m an angel and God sent me down here on a special
mission just to give you a kiss?
3. Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
4. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you between f and ck.
5. You look yummy. You must bring new meaning to the word “edible”.
6. Nice shoes, do you want to f*ck?
7. I’ve heard that sex is a killer. Do you want to die happy?
8. I would like you to attend my party; and then we can also invite your pants to come down
9. Hi, my name’s (your name). Remember it, you’ll be screaming it later tonight!
10. Hey baby are you wearing your space underwear tonight? Because your ass is out of this
world!
12. Hey sexy. How would you like to join me in doing some math? Let’s add you and me, subtract
our clothes, divide your legs, and then multiply.
13. Hi, you outfit looks really cute. But it would look even cuter wrinkled up on my bedroom
floor.
14. Hi, let me interrupt you for a moment. The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my
place and spread the word.
15. Hi, do you have you got a little Kenyan in you? Do you want
some?
16. Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
17. I’m an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need.
18. Gorgeous hair. But it’d be even better brushing against my thighs.
19. Wanna play carnival? That’s where you sit on my face and I try to guess your weight.
20. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
21. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
22. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
23. I looked up the word “beautiful” in the thesaurus today, and your name was included.
24. Excuse me, can you give me directions to your heart?
25. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
26. Excuse me, do you have a quarter I can borrow? I told my mother that I would call her
when I fell in love with the girl of my dreams!
27. This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
28. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
30. Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand
prize is a night with me!
31. Are you religious? Because I’m the answer to your prayers.
32. Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
33. Is your dad a baker? Because you sure have got great buns.
34. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth!
35. Did heaven lose a couple of angels? ’Cause I can see them bouncing around in your shirt!
1. Hi, I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I’d certainly like to make your bed rock.
2. Would you believe me if I told you I’m an angel and God sent me down here on a special
mission just to give you a kiss?
3. Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
4. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you between f and ck.
5. You look yummy. You must bring new meaning to the word “edible”.
6. Nice shoes, do you want to f*ck?
7. I’ve heard that sex is a killer. Do you want to die happy?
8. I would like you to attend my party; and then we can also invite your pants to come down
9. Hi, my name’s (your name). Remember it, you’ll be screaming it later tonight!
10. Hey baby are you wearing your space underwear tonight? Because your ass is out of this
world!
12. Hey sexy. How would you like to join me in doing some math? Let’s add you and me, subtract
our clothes, divide your legs, and then multiply.
13. Hi, you outfit looks really cute. But it would look even cuter wrinkled up on my bedroom
floor.
14. Hi, let me interrupt you for a moment. The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my
place and spread the word.
15. Hi, do you have you got a little Kenyan in you? Do you want
some?
16. Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
17. I’m an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need.
18. Gorgeous hair. But it’d be even better brushing against my thighs.
19. Wanna play carnival? That’s where you sit on my face and I try to guess your weight.
20. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
21. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
22. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
23. I looked up the word “beautiful” in the thesaurus today, and your name was included.
24. Excuse me, can you give me directions to your heart?
25. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
26. Excuse me, do you have a quarter I can borrow? I told my mother that I would call her
when I fell in love with the girl of my dreams!
27. This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
28. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
30. Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand
prize is a night with me!
31. Are you religious? Because I’m the answer to your prayers.
32. Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
33. Is your dad a baker? Because you sure have got great buns.
34. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth!
35. Did heaven lose a couple of angels? ’Cause I can see them bouncing around in your shirt!
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Clandestine..
I haven't blogged in like ages,but then again thee mojo seems to have in simplex mode ebbed away from my persona .On accout of joy-unspeakables,he of Life's mysteries jostles, here goes a trail,
1. I kinda know and have an idea that this shouldn't be the first thing I say about myself, but lately the self-impossed block, or exile from my point of view, forces me to say this: I've recently become an ardent watcher of soccer as opposed to fan. Phew! I told you it would be lame.
2.This blog passed the work in progress stage like eons ago but didn't get to the masterpiece stage and thats why I do posts epochs in between. I haven't deleted it with the constant hope that someday a bit of my grey matter will unblock of the gooey material at its nerve endings.
3. I sometimes do things which add no meaning or value whatsoever to what am doing at a certain point in time. For instance, the word constant in no.2 adds no value to the sentence its in. The world would still continue with its omission. Also, the two words 'or value' above were added as an afterthought and with the sole or solitary or only aim or goal being to increase the length of the sentence its in.
4. Don't the 'or(s)' in the last sentence of no.3 just further prove my point.
5.I've come to recently regard House, the series, as entertaining.
6.I know a response to a tag is supposed to be about personal ish but the past few months have been mostly lacking in major blog-while events or those that I consider and judge to be worthy this page. I am more of a reader this days and I find CB, PinkM, Val and some others more............exhilarating than my own writings.
7. Can you imagine that this post has been in the works for about a month and as you have read, nothing would have been better. I guess I'll just continue reading other's. Hope ur time wasn't wasted!
Something special - Usher
Lithium - Evanescence
1. I kinda know and have an idea that this shouldn't be the first thing I say about myself, but lately the self-impossed block, or exile from my point of view, forces me to say this: I've recently become an ardent watcher of soccer as opposed to fan. Phew! I told you it would be lame.
2.This blog passed the work in progress stage like eons ago but didn't get to the masterpiece stage and thats why I do posts epochs in between. I haven't deleted it with the constant hope that someday a bit of my grey matter will unblock of the gooey material at its nerve endings.
3. I sometimes do things which add no meaning or value whatsoever to what am doing at a certain point in time. For instance, the word constant in no.2 adds no value to the sentence its in. The world would still continue with its omission. Also, the two words 'or value' above were added as an afterthought and with the sole or solitary or only aim or goal being to increase the length of the sentence its in.
4. Don't the 'or(s)' in the last sentence of no.3 just further prove my point.
5.I've come to recently regard House, the series, as entertaining.
6.I know a response to a tag is supposed to be about personal ish but the past few months have been mostly lacking in major blog-while events or those that I consider and judge to be worthy this page. I am more of a reader this days and I find CB, PinkM, Val and some others more............exhilarating than my own writings.
7. Can you imagine that this post has been in the works for about a month and as you have read, nothing would have been better. I guess I'll just continue reading other's. Hope ur time wasn't wasted!
Something special - Usher
Lithium - Evanescence
Friday, April 3, 2009
They,Them,Mine
I haven't written for a while and that beats even me since a blog is suupposed to be about the goings on in someones life! Anyway, these are some of the kinda HARD on-goings (pardon my English: or is it pidgin) in ma life:
She, the bread-weaner does everything.
She hustles and all the finances/money(s)/funds used in Her, and not his home, are from her undertakings.
He, meanwhile, finds time to drink like six days of the week. Point to note: sometimes from HER pocket. Saddening isn't it and, disheartening to a point of hopelessness, on my part.
She, close to my HEART, like literally beside it[like LITTLE MAN who is also beside HER here].
Him, only wishes that was the case, although I don't think he even cares!
I, want it to stay that way.
Some sing-alongs that help me forget about HIM:
Speechless - Carol Atemi
Lazizi - Sautisol
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This is surely disillusioning, sad and stupid[more like stoooooopind] of our leaders. But all in all, its too funny. Knya is the only country where a commission of inquiry is formed to hoodwink us on the real issue being investigated. Then, they form another that gets our(citizens) views on whether the first commission should be given the go ahead!!!!
Am literally in stiches?!?
She, the bread-weaner does everything.
She hustles and all the finances/money(s)/funds used in Her, and not his home, are from her undertakings.
He, meanwhile, finds time to drink like six days of the week. Point to note: sometimes from HER pocket. Saddening isn't it and, disheartening to a point of hopelessness, on my part.
She, close to my HEART, like literally beside it[like LITTLE MAN who is also beside HER here].
Him, only wishes that was the case, although I don't think he even cares!
I, want it to stay that way.
Some sing-alongs that help me forget about HIM:
Speechless - Carol Atemi
Lazizi - Sautisol
****************
This is surely disillusioning, sad and stupid[more like stoooooopind] of our leaders. But all in all, its too funny. Knya is the only country where a commission of inquiry is formed to hoodwink us on the real issue being investigated. Then, they form another that gets our(citizens) views on whether the first commission should be given the go ahead!!!!
Am literally in stiches?!?
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Kenya 26.....the others 7
Since I've not blogged in like FOREVER I just want to bring to your attention of the things that Will Smith's been up to. One: when he made 'In Pursuit of Happiness' I thought,wow, what a great movie. Then '7 Pounds' was released and am like 'Double Damn!' This guy can really act. I personally don't think anyone else could have done what he did in this movie. These two are movies of his that nearlly brought me to tears in some instances............REALLY MAN!! And if you had forgotten, am a guy.......atleast 99% of the time,I think.
He(Will) recently said,
"Usually with the films that I make there are ideas that I connect to, but lately I've been dealing with the bittersweet in life because it feels more natural. You don't ever get it really the way you want in life. That really fascinates me. As an actor, there are certain parts of a character that you create, and you train yourself to have those reactions and then it becomes hard to stop them when the role is over. You have to retrain yourself. My character in this film is like hot grits. You know you can't shake them off and when you do, it hurts. But I'll be darned if they don't taste good. Know what I'm sayin'?"
In other news, I used to, note carefully, not listen to rock music and not HATE it, but these days I find myself inclined to do so. Some of the reasons for this are: most of 'One tree hill's' soundtracks are so dope plus I recently watched the 51st Grammys and wasn't Coldplay's performance of their chart busting new song, Viva la vida, from their most recent album wicked or what. I know am behind but who can blame me!
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For all Kenyans:
I've just finished watching the rugby 7s quarter-final match btwn Kenya and Fiji and guess what.......we fuckin WON!!!! Its just one of those times in one's life where our sportsmen and women just make us proud to be KENYAN! I could kiss anyone right now with all the joy thats in my heart but I know that it 'll be short-lived coz of the shit our fuckin politicians just pull us through, literally. I guess thats why I watch only sports news. Forgive me there but I just had to let it out.
LONG LIVE OUR CHERISHED SPORTSMEN AND SPORTSWOMEN. God bless them all.
He(Will) recently said,
"Usually with the films that I make there are ideas that I connect to, but lately I've been dealing with the bittersweet in life because it feels more natural. You don't ever get it really the way you want in life. That really fascinates me. As an actor, there are certain parts of a character that you create, and you train yourself to have those reactions and then it becomes hard to stop them when the role is over. You have to retrain yourself. My character in this film is like hot grits. You know you can't shake them off and when you do, it hurts. But I'll be darned if they don't taste good. Know what I'm sayin'?"
In other news, I used to, note carefully, not listen to rock music and not HATE it, but these days I find myself inclined to do so. Some of the reasons for this are: most of 'One tree hill's' soundtracks are so dope plus I recently watched the 51st Grammys and wasn't Coldplay's performance of their chart busting new song, Viva la vida, from their most recent album wicked or what. I know am behind but who can blame me!
*********
For all Kenyans:
I've just finished watching the rugby 7s quarter-final match btwn Kenya and Fiji and guess what.......we fuckin WON!!!! Its just one of those times in one's life where our sportsmen and women just make us proud to be KENYAN! I could kiss anyone right now with all the joy thats in my heart but I know that it 'll be short-lived coz of the shit our fuckin politicians just pull us through, literally. I guess thats why I watch only sports news. Forgive me there but I just had to let it out.
LONG LIVE OUR CHERISHED SPORTSMEN AND SPORTSWOMEN. God bless them all.
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